Friday, November 11, 2005

Cheer Up!

Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day and they both gobefore an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day,so the Angel must decide which of them gets in.

The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why sheshould go to Heaven.Dolly takes off her top and says, "Look at these, they're the mostperfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please God to beable to see them every day, for eternity."

The Angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question.The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse,shakes it up, and gargles. Then, she spits into a toilet and pulls the lever.

The Angel says, "OK, your Majesty, you may go in."

Dolly is outraged and asks, "What was that all about?I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down. She spits into a commode and she gets in! Would you explain that to me?""Sorry, Dolly," says the Angel, "but even in Heaven, a royal flush beats a pair - no matter how big they are".

Friday, November 04, 2005

Men After 40s

After a few months of uncertainty, this blog is form and ready to fly. Men after 40s? why this blog? obviously, there are men after 40s that need this blog and the fact that i set it up shows that there are people who needs this.

cheers and keep a look out on our key editor/writer to this blog.